Toxic - Britney Spears

Toxic by Britney Spears
Baby, can't you see
I'm calling
A guy like you
Should wear a warning
It's dangerous
I'm falling

There's no escape
I can't wait
I need a hit
Baby, give me it
You're dangerous
I'm loving it

Too high
Can't come down
Losing my head
Spinning round and round
Do you feel me now

With a taste of your lips
I'm on a ride
You're toxic I'm slippin under

taste of a poison paradise
I'm addicted to you
Don't you know that you're toxic
And I love what you do
Don't you know that you're toxic

It's getting late
To give you up
I took a sip
From my devil cup
Slowly,
It's taking over me

Too high
Can't come down
Its in the air
And it's all around
Can you feel me now

With a taste of your lips
I 'm on a ride
You're toxic I'm slipping under

With a taste of poison paradise
I'm addicted to you
Don't you know that you're toxic
And I love what you do
Don't you know that you're toxic

Don't you know that you're toxic

(2)
With a taste of your lips
I'm on a ride
You're toxic
I'm slipping under
With a taste of poison paradise
I'm addicted to you
Don't you know that you're toxic

Intoxicate me now
With your lovin' now
I think I'm ready now
I think I'm ready now
Intoxicate me now
With your lovin' now
I'm ready now

Arrr! Your booty shivers me timbers!

Danielle and I have such great conversations when we are both online. This one was so random and hilarious that I just had to share. Plus, my cat caught a rabbit today, and I wanted to tell that story, but I'm too lazy, so you can just read what I told Danielle about it. I also made it pretty what with the purples and the greens... Well, here it is...

Danielle: mom steped in catsh*t and said "FRICKEN COWSH*T"

Danielle: SURE

Michelle: LOL

Danielle: lol

Danielle: she is is out of her mind

Danielle: bbrb

Michelle: ok

Danielle: back mom had me pick up the "cowsh*t"

Michelle: nose caught a freakin baby bunny today

Danielle: awwwwwww is it dead?

Michelle: no

Michelle: it freaked out when she got it in the house

Michelle: i screamed because i thought it was a big rat

Danielle: lol did grandma freak?

Michelle: nah

Michelle: she was outside

Danielle: oic

Michelle: well, nose had it under this shelf

Danielle: that would have been bad

Michelle: i thought the cat was acting weird, so i bent aaaalll the way down to see what she was doing under my shelf

Danielle: her hpstage

Michelle: then this thing comes running at my face

Danielle: lol

Michelle: i laughed so hard about the hostage comment

Danielle: lol

Michelle: i can imagine nose with a butter knife holding the bunny.........gimme a can of cat food and nobody gets hurt

Danielle: lolololol

Michelle: yeah

Danielle: howda get it out

Michelle: it started bumping into things and running headfirst into other things, and when i turned around, nose had it in her mouth while i was yelling to my mom outside that she had a rabbit in the house

Michelle: so i chased her down, picked her up, and took her inside till the bunny was well out of sight

Danielle: lol was she mad?

Michelle: oh yeah

Danielle: lol

Michelle: she walked around the house meowing until i let her out

Danielle: lol

Danielle: was grandma?

Michelle: nah

Michelle: the funny thing is, nose got that damn rabbit past both me and my mom.....we didnt notice she had anything in her mouth because the rabbit was the same color as her

Danielle: lol

Danielle: a power line type thing came down today

Michelle: really

Danielle: yea

Danielle: i was afraid of bella being fried

Michelle: yeah

Michelle: did someone fix it?

Michelle: "tastes like chicken"

Danielle: yea they took it down

Danielle: what may i ask?

Michelle: fried bella

Michelle: i assume

Michelle: Ohhhhhh snap!

Danielle: oic

Michelle: i felt that was appropriate

Michelle: lol

Michelle: they say everything tastes like chicken

Danielle: lol

Danielle: even tuna jessica simpson

Danielle: Ohhhhhh snap!

Michelle: lol

Danielle: lol

Michelle: Seriously, were you even typing a language right there?

Michelle: Would you like some cheese and crackers to go with that whine?

Michelle: Let's get outta here

Michelle: What happened? I've been making a sandwich for the past 10 minutes?

Michelle: i love that one

Danielle: lol

Michelle: Nana nana nana!

Danielle: Whatever

Michelle: I think we should stop. . . .my IM window just started screaming 'No More!, No More!'

Michelle: LOL

Danielle: lol

Danielle: Next!

Michelle: Buh-bye! Buh-bye now. Buh-Bye!

Michelle: Gotta go. Gotta go. I gotta pee!

Danielle: (laughing) Please stop. . .(more laughing) I'm dying over here

Michelle: Flippy: Growl!

Michelle: Disco: Roar

Danielle: I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away . . .

Michelle: Nutty: Sugar High!

Michelle: LOL

Danielle: i looove that one

Michelle: You remind me of my ex-girlfriend. . . my DEAD ex-girlfriend!

Michelle: this ones great

Danielle: lol

Danielle: So...you're a girl, huh?

Michelle: Arrr! Your booty shivers me timbers

Michelle: LOL

Michelle: captain

Danielle: Dang baby! Would you like some fries with that shake?

Michelle: LOL

Danielle: flol

Michelle: mm fries...

Michelle: flol??

Danielle: flol?

Michelle: Danielle: flol

Michelle: mm fries...

Michelle: flol??

Danielle: flol?

Danielle: oh i didnt see that

Michelle: lol

Michelle: one! more! TIME!

Michelle: Arrr! Your booty shivers me timbers

Danielle: Hey sexy

Michelle: lol

Danielle: You got a little brown on your nose there sweetie

1985 - Bowling for Soup

Woo Hoo Hooooo?

Woo hoo wooooo!

Debbie just hit the wall
She never had it all
One Prozac a day
Husband's a CPA
Her dreams went out the door
When she turned 24.
Only been with one man
What happened to her plan?

She was gonna be an actress
She was gonna be a star
She was gonna shake her ass
On the hood of White Snake's car
Her yellow SUV is now the enemy
Looks at her average life
And nothin, has been...
all right since

Bruce Springsteen, Madonna
Way before Nirvana
There was U2 and Blondie
And music still on MTV
Her two kids in high school
They tell her that she's uncool
'Cause she's still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1985

Woo Hoo Hooooo!
(1985)
Woo Hoo Hooooo!

She’s seen all the classics
She knows every line
"Breakfast Club", "Pretty In Pink"
Even "St. Elmo's Fire"
She rocked out to Wham!
Not a big Limp Bizkit fan
Thought she'd get a hand
On a member of Duran Duran

Where's the mini-skirt made of snakeskin
And who's the other guy that's singing in Van Halen?
When did reality become T.V.?
What ever happened to sitcoms, game shows,
(on the radio was)

Springsteen, Madonna
way before Nirvana
There was U2 and Blondie
And music still on MTV
Her two kids in high school
They tell her that she's uncool
'Cause she's still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1985

Woo Hoo Hooooo!



She hates time, make it stop
When did Motley Crue become classic rock? (classic rock)
And when did Ozzy become an actor?
Please make this stop, stop, STOP(tick tick tick) AND BRING BACK

Springsteen, Madonna
way before Nirvana
There was U2 and Blondie
And music still on MTV
Her two kids in high school
They tell her that she's uncool
'Cause she's still preoccupied
With 1985

Woo Hoo Hooooo!

Springsteen, Madonna
Way before Nirvana (1985)
There was U2 and Blondie
And music still on MTV (1985) (Woohoohoo)
Her two kids in high school
They tell her that she's uncool (1985)
'Cause she is still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1985

I Won't Say I'm In Love - from the movie Hercules

If there's a prize for rotten judgement
I guess I've already won that
No man is worth the aggravation
That's ancient history-been there, done that!
Who'd'ya think you're kidding
He's the earth and heaven to you
Try to keep it hidden
Honey, we can see right through you
Girl, ya can't conceal it
We know how ya feel and
Who you're thinking of
No chance, no way
I won't say it, no, no
You swoon, you sigh,
Why deny it? Uh-oh!
It's too cliche
I won't say I'm in love
I thought my heart had learnt its lesson
It feels so good when you start out
My head is screaming get a grip, girl
Unless you're dying to cry your heart out
Oh
You keep on denying
Who you are and how you feel
Baby, we're not buying
Hon, we saw ya hit the ceiling
Face it like a grown-up
When ya gonna own up
That ya got, got, got it bad
No chance, no way,
I won't say it
Give up, give in
Check the grin, you're in love
This scene won't play,
I won't say I'm in love
You're doing flips
Read our lips
You're in love
You're way off base,
I won't say it
Get off my case,
I won't say it
Girl, don't be proud
It's okay, you're in love
Oh
At least out loud,
I won't say I'm in love

Check On It - Beyonce

(Slim Thug)
You need to stop playing round with all them clowns and the wangstas 'cause
Good girls gotta get down with them gangstas
Go head girl put some back and some neck up on it
While I stand up in the background and check up on it

[Chorus]
Ohh Boy you looking like you like what you see
Won't you come over check up on it, I'ma let you work up on it
Ladies let em check up on it, watch he while he check up on it
Dip it, pop it, twirk it, stop it, check on me tonight

If you got it flaunt it, boy I know you want it
While I turn around you watch me check up on it
Oohhh you watchin me shake it, I see it in ya face
Ya can't take it, it's blazin, you watch me in amazement
You can look at it, as long as you don't grab it
If you don't go braggin, I might let you have it
You think that I'm teasin, but I ain't got no reason
I'm sure that I can please you, but first I gotta read you

[Chorus]
Ohh Boy you looking like you like what you see
Won't you come over and check up on it, I'ma let you work up on it
Ladies let em check up on it, watch it while he check up on it
Dip it, pop it, work it, stop it, check on me tonight (x2)

I can tell you wanna taste it, but I'm gone make you chase it
You got to be patient, I like my men patient
More patience, you take might get you in more places
You can't be abrasive, have to know to pace it
If I let you get up on it, you gotta make a promise
That you gone put it on me, like no ones put it on me
Don't bore me, just show me, all men talk but don't please
I can be a tease, but I really wanna please you

[Chorus]
Ohh Boy you looking like you like what you see
Won't you come over and check up on it, I'ma let you work up on it
Ladies let em check up on it, watch it while he check up on it
Dip it, pop it, twirk it, stop it, check on me tonight (x2)

(Slim Thug)
I'm checking on you boo, do what chu do
And while dance I'ma glance at this beautiful view
I'm keep my hands in my pants, I need to glue em w/ glue
I'm in a trance all eyes on you and your crew
Me and my mans don't dance, but to feel ya'll bump and grind
It won't hurt if you gone try one time
They all hot, but let me see this ones mine
Its slim thug and DC outta H town

[Chorus]
Ohh Boy you looking like you like what you see
Won't you come over and check up on it, I'ma let you work up on it
Ladies let em check up on it, watch it while he check up on it
Dip it, pop it, twirk it, stop it, check on me tonight (x4)

Hungry Eyes by Patrick Swayze

Yet another song...

Ive been meaning to tell you
Ive got this feelin that wont subside
I look at you and I fantasize
You are mine tonight
Now Ive got you in my sights

With these hungry eyes
One look at you and I cant disguise
Ive got hungry eyes
I feel the magic between you and i

I want to hold you so hear me out
I want to show you what loves all about
Darlin tonight
Now Ive got you in my sights

With these hungry eyes
One look at you and I cant disguise
Ive got hungry eyes
I feel the magic between you
And Ive got hungry eyes
Now Ive got you in my sights
With these hungry eyes
Now did I take you by surprise

I need you to see
This love was meant to be

Ive got hungry eyes
One look at you and I cant disguise
Ive got hungry eyes
I feel the magic between you
And Ive got hungry eyes
Now Ive got you in my sights
With those hungry eyes
Did I take you by surprise

With my hungry eyes

Holding Out for a Hero by Jennifer Saunders (from Shrek 2)

I realize that Bonnie Tyler sings this too, but that isn't the song I have on my playlist.

Where have all the good men gone
And where are all the gods?
Where's the street-wise Hercules
To fight the rising odds?
Isn't there a white knight upon a fiery steed?
Late at night I toss and turn and dream
of what I need

[Chorus]

I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night
He's gotta be strong
And he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be fresh from the fight
I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the morning light
He's gotta be sure
And it's gotta be soon
And he's gotta be larger than life

Somewhere after midnight
In my wildest fantasy
Somewhere just beyond my reach
There's someone reaching back for me
Racing on the thunder end rising with the heat
It's gonna take a superman to sweep me off my feet

[Chorus]

Up where the mountains meet the heavens above
Out where the lightning splits the sea
I would swear that there's someone somewhere
Watching me

Through the wind end the chill and the rain
And the storm and the flood
I can feel his approach
Like the fire in my blood

Kerosene by Miranda Lambert

I'm waitin' on the sun to set cause yesterday aint over yet
I started smoking cigarettes there's nothing else to do I guess
Dusty roads aint made for walking, spinning tires aint made for stoppin'
I'm giving up on love cause love's given up on me

I gave it everything I had and everything I got was bad
Life aint hard but it's too long to live it like some country song
Trade the truth in for a lie, cheating really aint a crime
I'm giving up on love cause love's given up on me

Forget your high society, I'm soakin' it in Kerosene
Light 'em up and watch them burn, teach them what they need to learn HA!
Dirty hands aint made for shakin', aint a rule that aint worth breakin'
Well I'm giving up on love cause love's given up on me

Now I don't hate the one who left
You can't hate someone who's dead
He's out there holding on to someone, I'm holding up my smoking gun
I'll find somewhere to lay my blame the day she changes her last name
Well I'm giving up on love cause love's given up on me
Well I'm giving up on love HEY love's given up on me

Happy Birthday Mom!

Well, it's my mom's birthday, and she didn't even realize it. I'm not quite sure how old she is. Even if I remembered, she wouldn't be mad if I posted her age. My mom's birthday has always been overlooked because she has never made a big deal about it. She always stressed our birthdays instead of hers.

My mom always has stories about when she was younger, and sometimes she repeats them, so I can remember a lot about her childhood. She is the youngest girl of nine kids, only Terry and Garry are younger than her. Her and her sisters always talk about who looks younger. Darlene always says she looks like shes younger than 40. Freda doesn't like it when she says that. Maxine and my mom have never really worried about how old they look.

She likes monkeys and giraffes. The only one she cusses at is our cat Nose, and only if Nose is being a pain.

I don't really know what else to say. I've never been good at saying anything other than Happy Birthday.

Don't really have anything to post

Other than the fact that I don't have a job, and I'm just not in the mood to go into details about that right now.

So, I'm going put my playlist on "shuffle play" and post the lyrics of random songs. Just so that my blog doesn't look empty. And who knows? You may find a song you like.


"Broken (feat. Amy Lee from Evanescence)"

I wanted you to know I love the way you laugh
I wanna hold you high and steal your pain away
I keep your photograph and I know it serves me well
I wanna hold you high and steal your pain

'Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
And I don't feel right when you're gone away

You've gone away, you don't feel me, anymore

The worst is over now and we can breathe again
I wanna hold you high, you steal my pain away
There's so much left to learn, and no one left to fight
I wanna hold you high and steal your pain

[x2]
'Cause I'm broken when I'm open
And I don't feel like I am strong enough
'Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
And I don't feel right when you're gone away

'Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
And I don't feel right when you're gone away

You've gone away
You don't feel me here anymore

This is just weird

http://www.subservientchicken.com/

This isn't a screamer or anything like that. You tell the chicken what to do, and it does it. A few good ones are fly, leave, and die.

Well,

not much has been going on. I am going to spend from Thursday till Saturday over at Denise's. I'm bringing 3 movies and a video game. Practical Magic, Mean Girls, Hostel, and the Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire PS2 game. Hostel is gonna freak me out, but that's alright I guess. It's my movie and I'm too freaked to watch it, lol. Cindy has told me that she is going to take Danielle into Seneca so she can go to the pool, so hopefully I am going to ride in with her. It'll be fun to swim.

The Jeans purses are going good. I am going to use Mardi Gra beads for the straps on mine, and if it works out all right, we may use them for some of the other purses.

I'm soo excited to be able to shop for a car. Mom and I are going to be shopping for a car after she gets back from vacation. I told her this: "If I'm going to be spending a few thousand on a car, it had better look better than a car I can get for 600." She just laughed. The concept of going car shopping has never even been considered because I was in Des Moines, or I was without a job.

Everyone do a happy dance!

I got the job at SKF (formerly Chicago Rawhide)! I passed the strength and drug tests, and the physical! I'm so excited even though it's going to be hard work. I start the 18th at 11:30 pm.

We bought a pizza today, one of the 9$ pizzas at Peschels.

Purses

Thank you Tosha and Ashley for making me addicted to purses. I have four purses now, including the one that me and my mom (mostly my mom) just made on Sunday. It's a purse made out of jeans. I know, people have done it, but we haven't, lol. I love the way they look, just gotta find something around the house that I can use for straps.

Fish updated

Here are some pics of my fish tank. The bowl was only temporary. This one has a hood and a light and everything. I have 11 fish. I would have had 13, but the big white one died, and so did one of the tiny ones i got from Wal-Mart (within 24 hours of the time I bought them). The first pic, you can't really see them that well, but the second one is really good. Nose just today figured out that we have a big box filled with water and wriggling cat treats...so she tried to put her paw into the tiny space between the hood and the filter. I am one of those crazy people who talk to their pets, so I told her that I don't mind if she sits beside the tank and watches, but if she sticks her little paw in there again, it will get chopped off. I think cats can understand us....they just choose not to listen.

Last one without motion sickness wins!

I just like the colors together....I'll try to not have this one on long, lol

Picture Crazy

I posted so many pictures, because I just got finished sorting them all, and I felt like showing off some of the newer ones.

Nose

rawr.

New Fish

Jesse

Elishia - big man in the baby pool

Victoria

Denise

Orlando and Clumsy

Bella

OMFG I love this picture!!!

She just looks sooo happy...or stoned

Cindy

CINDY HUNGRY!!!

RAWR!!!

Danielle

Don't ask.

This one is funny...hehe

Danielle drinking...what?!? Pickle Juice?

I liked this pic, had to post it.

290th Post

Well, things have been going great. I had an interview with SKF Sealing Solutions (formerly Chicago Rawhide) and it went really well. I am the type of person that either laughs or talks when I'm nervous, so I talked a lot. I told the lady that I really wanted the job, not only to get a car, but to get some real experience with hard labor too. I explained that the only jobs I've had that I worked more than a week at were desk jobs, (I only worked a week at a hotel) and I know that I won't be guaranteed a desk job even if I have a college degree, so it would be best to get some experience now, when I'm young. I also told her that a few of my friends and relatives didn't think that I would be able to handle a job like that (factory job), but my immediate family believes in me, Holly believes in me, and I know that I can do it if I set my mind to it. She just looked at me and said: "Well, if I were you, I wouldn't worry about not being able to handle it. You seem like you have a lot of determination. You'll be fine, just keep that car in mind." I have a physical and strength test tomorrow, if I pass those two things, then I'm sure I have the job.

On another note, my neck is really hurting. I don't know whats causing it, but I took some ibuprofen, and put some bengay on it. I will never make fun of my mom again...Denise and I would always joke about the way it smelled. Well, I smell it now, more if the fan in behind me. The bengay burns, but it's relieving a little of the pain. I've never used bengay before. Lets see how many times I can use the word bengay in a paragraph...

My first day of classes were today. Kind of a letdown... I set my alarm, but didn't turn the alarm on. So, I wake up to the phone ringing. It was my advisor, and he was checking to see that I am able to log onto the chat and the classes alright. I explained that I have been to the orientation, and that I made sure last night that I was able to log onto my classes, and that my alarm had been set, but not turned on. He just laughed and said it happened to everyone. I went to go change phones, because the one in my bedroom gets kinda staticky out in the living room...mom must have thought that I thought that she was listening in or something, because she just looks at me and says: it's turned off. That just makes me chuckle. I told my advisor that, because he asked why she said that, I told him, and he just laughed. I missed the ClassLive session for that class, and I thought I wouldn't get credit for that day, but found out that I can either do the ClassLive session (chat room) or I could post in the discussion boards, and I will get credit for the day. I did post in the discussion board. That was at 11:00 am, and I thought that my next class was at 1:00 pm, but it wasn't. It was at 8:00pm.

So we went to get my glasses fixed in Marysville. That only cost 23.50. I got two fish from walmart. A big white one, and a little white one with orange on its face that makes it look like a fish trying to be zorro. I am going to call the big one Skitz...because it acts like its schitzo...all I have to do is walk across the kitchen, and it freaks out. Danielle suggested I call the little one Fluffy...I think. I may just call it Zorro because of the mask...


So then I get onto my class, and the teacher doesn't show up! I stayed for an hour, but no teacher showed up. Then someone called Kaplan, and they sent someone in to see what was going on. She gave us all credit for being in the chat for today.

Cutest Coin Purses...

New Project Time!

I bought 4 boxes full of Kool-Aid Jammers. Anyone know why? Coin purses! My mom and I are going to make some coin purses using Kool-Aid Jammers pouches, thread, and a little velcro. We were going to make the purses, but those things take 7-9 pouches, vs. the two pouches the coin purses use. I'm so excited. I always thought they were cute, but didn't think my mom would be up to making them. So far we only have green pouches and purple pouches. I've been drinking the strawberry kiwi ones (green), but I have never been one for grape-juice-type things. Anyone like grape Kool-Aid jammers? lol

There are weirdos in here...

Now, I try to post things that everyone will understand...but I have to post this so that I can access it whenever I need a good laugh.

Let me explain. IRC is a chat client that mainly people who play video games use. Weird ass people use this. These are mainly people with no lives, no jobs, and have nothing better to do with their time. I LOVE the trivia on there LOL. So, if you don't understand it, not to worry, because you are probably doing something more useful with your life anyways. If you do...Call me LOL. Those of you who have used a fax machine might find this funny too, if you weed out the good parts...

dark_fox Kami: if you changed your name to Kame, you would have a much more interesting name :)
kami Dark_Fox: And if you changed yours to Dark_Fax, you'd have a more communicative name. :)
* Dark_Fox is now known as Dark_Fax
kami It'd be... 'telecommunicative.'
* Dark_Fax makes noises and bitches because he's out of paper ant toner *
kami Oh god, that happened at work today.
dark_fax FEED MEE!!!
sailorv Nuuuuuuuu
* Dark_Fax displays wrong time *
* Dark_Fax rings for no reason *
* Kami is now known as VCR-clock
* Dark_Fax gets a paper jam *
* VCR-clock blinks
* VCR-clock blinks
* VCR-clock blinks
* VCR-clock blinks
* VCR-clock blinks
* VCR-clock blinks
dark_fax PAPPPERRRRR
* VCR-clock blinks
dark_fax TOOOOOONEEERRRR
* VCR-clock blinks
vcr-clock :)
* Dark_Fax breaks a bearing and bounces around on the counter *
dark_fax FEEEED ERROORRR!!!! NEED PAPER!!
* Dark_Fax rings again for no reason *
* VCR-clock blinks some more
* SailorV runs and hides becuz there are weirdo's in here
* Dark_Fax chases SailorV * MY PAPER!!! MY PREEESCIOUUUS!!
* VCR-clock blinks
* VCR-clock blinks
sailorv EEEE!
* SailorV unplugs the VCR
* VCR-clock has quit IRC
* Dark_Fax is now known as Dark_Fox
dark_fox ok i think ive peaked the humor of that

I have always loved board games

The ones Denise, Cindy, Mike and I all used to play here at mom's house are getting older, and worn out. I have been picking up reasonably priced board games (new). If I wanted to start out my collection with used board games, I'd just ask my mom for them. Today I bought Yahtzee (had to look at the box to spell that one lol). I also have Life, The Dirty Minds Game (sooooo freakin fun, perfect for people without dirty minds) Risk: The Lord Of The Rings Edition. The only one that I didn't buy myself was Risk. Thank you again, Cindy for buying that one for me.