Arrr! Your booty shivers me timbers!

Danielle and I have such great conversations when we are both online. This one was so random and hilarious that I just had to share. Plus, my cat caught a rabbit today, and I wanted to tell that story, but I'm too lazy, so you can just read what I told Danielle about it. I also made it pretty what with the purples and the greens... Well, here it is...

Danielle: mom steped in catsh*t and said "FRICKEN COWSH*T"

Danielle: SURE

Michelle: LOL

Danielle: lol

Danielle: she is is out of her mind

Danielle: bbrb

Michelle: ok

Danielle: back mom had me pick up the "cowsh*t"

Michelle: nose caught a freakin baby bunny today

Danielle: awwwwwww is it dead?

Michelle: no

Michelle: it freaked out when she got it in the house

Michelle: i screamed because i thought it was a big rat

Danielle: lol did grandma freak?

Michelle: nah

Michelle: she was outside

Danielle: oic

Michelle: well, nose had it under this shelf

Danielle: that would have been bad

Michelle: i thought the cat was acting weird, so i bent aaaalll the way down to see what she was doing under my shelf

Danielle: her hpstage

Michelle: then this thing comes running at my face

Danielle: lol

Michelle: i laughed so hard about the hostage comment

Danielle: lol

Michelle: i can imagine nose with a butter knife holding the bunny.........gimme a can of cat food and nobody gets hurt

Danielle: lolololol

Michelle: yeah

Danielle: howda get it out

Michelle: it started bumping into things and running headfirst into other things, and when i turned around, nose had it in her mouth while i was yelling to my mom outside that she had a rabbit in the house

Michelle: so i chased her down, picked her up, and took her inside till the bunny was well out of sight

Danielle: lol was she mad?

Michelle: oh yeah

Danielle: lol

Michelle: she walked around the house meowing until i let her out

Danielle: lol

Danielle: was grandma?

Michelle: nah

Michelle: the funny thing is, nose got that damn rabbit past both me and my mom.....we didnt notice she had anything in her mouth because the rabbit was the same color as her

Danielle: lol

Danielle: a power line type thing came down today

Michelle: really

Danielle: yea

Danielle: i was afraid of bella being fried

Michelle: yeah

Michelle: did someone fix it?

Michelle: "tastes like chicken"

Danielle: yea they took it down

Danielle: what may i ask?

Michelle: fried bella

Michelle: i assume

Michelle: Ohhhhhh snap!

Danielle: oic

Michelle: i felt that was appropriate

Michelle: lol

Michelle: they say everything tastes like chicken

Danielle: lol

Danielle: even tuna jessica simpson

Danielle: Ohhhhhh snap!

Michelle: lol

Danielle: lol

Michelle: Seriously, were you even typing a language right there?

Michelle: Would you like some cheese and crackers to go with that whine?

Michelle: Let's get outta here

Michelle: What happened? I've been making a sandwich for the past 10 minutes?

Michelle: i love that one

Danielle: lol

Michelle: Nana nana nana!

Danielle: Whatever

Michelle: I think we should stop. . . .my IM window just started screaming 'No More!, No More!'

Michelle: LOL

Danielle: lol

Danielle: Next!

Michelle: Buh-bye! Buh-bye now. Buh-Bye!

Michelle: Gotta go. Gotta go. I gotta pee!

Danielle: (laughing) Please stop. . .(more laughing) I'm dying over here

Michelle: Flippy: Growl!

Michelle: Disco: Roar

Danielle: I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away . . .

Michelle: Nutty: Sugar High!

Michelle: LOL

Danielle: i looove that one

Michelle: You remind me of my ex-girlfriend. . . my DEAD ex-girlfriend!

Michelle: this ones great

Danielle: lol

Danielle: So...you're a girl, huh?

Michelle: Arrr! Your booty shivers me timbers

Michelle: LOL

Michelle: captain

Danielle: Dang baby! Would you like some fries with that shake?

Michelle: LOL

Danielle: flol

Michelle: mm fries...

Michelle: flol??

Danielle: flol?

Michelle: Danielle: flol

Michelle: mm fries...

Michelle: flol??

Danielle: flol?

Danielle: oh i didnt see that

Michelle: lol

Michelle: one! more! TIME!

Michelle: Arrr! Your booty shivers me timbers

Danielle: Hey sexy

Michelle: lol

Danielle: You got a little brown on your nose there sweetie