I have already gone through the colonoscopy, and everything went fine. The doctor said that what is wrong with me is just a mild irritation in my colon, and it could go on for a few weeks or a few months. I was pretty out of it when he told me this, Jamie and Denise told me that when he said that I replied with "Great. I cant ****ing afford that." So yeah, I guess I cussed out the doctor a couple times, but I don't remember anything that happened. I also thought there was a box of pop tarts in my hand, and asked "Is that cake for me?" even though there wasn't any cake around. Also, I kept asking to go bowling and then to karaoke. All of this told to me by Jamie and Denise